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Happy Together


Facebook
is annoying me
because
it’s sending me all
these push notifications
to my new phone
that I was made to buy
because my old phone
was too old
and froze
because Verizon tried to
force a too large
update
on it
and so
I was forced to pay
more money
again
and this phone
is not letting me turn off my Facebook
notifications
easily
I actually have to
go into my phone’s settings
instead of the app
to turn off Facebook
because they both want me to suck up
all my data
and go over my limit
and lose my shit
or lose access
then I have to call again
and ask for more data
and then they will have to force
another update on it
because I’ll have too much
stuff that only exists
in electromagnetic waves
that we can’t even feel
and it will break
again
and I will spend more money
again
and I will lose some information again
because somehow
some stuff
that we can’t even feel
doesn’t transfer to the new phone
that supposedly has more space
on it
again
Facebook and Verizon
happy together
I’m going to create a new model
and the only customer
will be
me
with
limitless
data
and
limited
bull doodoo